The leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime has had a good run so far. He’ll be matching up against a veteran of the Contest of Champions, the nuclear-powered monster known as Godzilla. Godzilla put together a string of victories of his own before being dropped by Indiana Jones. We’ll see how he does in his comeback attempt, or if the upstart Optimus Prime can continue to hold onto the championship.
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Optimus Prime is a living legend among nerds and lovers of 1980s cartoons alike. He is also quickly rising through the ranks of this section, taking out opponent after opponent and compiling an impressive undefeated record. The Dynamic Duo opposing him is not so fortunate. They’ve taken the hard road to the Contest of Champions; Batman has been humbled more than once before finally teaming up with Robin to defeat the Ambiguously Gay Duo. We’ll see if the mean streets of Fight Town (oh god, I’m sorry I said that) have toughened them up enough to take down the current champ.
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hate Optimus Prime Man
They have a fight…
Well, we’ll see who wins.
Let’s see…everyone should know Samus Aran by now. If you don’t go play Metroid Prime until your eyes bleed. Or check out some of the previous fights in this section. And buy my book. Don’t you dare forget to buy my book. Facing off against Samus is Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots who trashed the Big O. Optimus Prime has bought my book; have you?
Okay, okay. I promise that that’s the last shameless solicitation for Shadowslayers (available on Amazon kindle for only $1 – buy your copy today!) that I’ll do during this fight…maybe.
You can never have enough giant robots. Big O is the title robot of the cartoon series of the same name. He’s a giant mech under the control of a delusional hobo. There’s much more to it than that, but you’ll have to track down the show to really understand it. Fighting against the Big O will be Optimus Prime from the Transformers television series and comic books. Optimus is the leader of the Autobots and is the first “Prime.” He was killed in the lame ass Transformers animated movie thanks to his successor Rodimus Prime screwing up. All was forgiven, however, and Optimus has since returned to life. Apparently the lesson here to children is that the consequences of your mistakes don’t really matter.