Sephiroth is running around with his sword and his long platinum locks as the new reigning champion of this section. Spawn is making his second debut here. Although he got taken down by Indiana Jones a while ago, he also showed how much of a sadistic jerk he can be by waxing Shirley Temple back when this site was still young.
Archive for Sephiroth
After the last fight featured two manly men like Abraham Lincoln and Chuck Norris, I decided that I needed to find the most effeminate guys out there. And not just effeminate, but batshit crazy, too. And viola, here they are. First, there’s Sephiroth, who bested Darth Vader ages ago. Sephiroth looks like he wears makeup, but makes up for it with his huge
penis sword and general badassery. He meets the crazy quotient because he wants to turn the world into his own personal spaceship. Then there’s Michael Jackson, who beat his clone/sister a while ago. He’s just…I mean…look at him. That ain’t right!
One of the coolest bad guys ever and the main villain of Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth has a vast array of powers, including an ability identified as the Supernova. He wields a massive sword and is one of the most fabulous villains of all time. Darth Vader killed the Incredible Hulk on this very page. Also one of the coolest villains of all time, Vader is a master of that mystical entity known as the Force.
A music video combining Godsmack’s “Bad Religion” with cut scenes from Final Fantasy VII.
Well, here’s another music video that needs to be downloaded in order to be used due to copyright restrictions from YouTube. I totally don’t get YouTube’s decision-making here. I know the song isn’t an issue, because the artists are the ones who asked me to make the music video. The movie itself can be found all over YouTube, so I don’t think that’s the issue, either. As I said before, YouTube is super-inconsistent on this matter.
Either way, you can download the video by clicking on the image above. The music is “Art of Sin” by Graven Suicide, which can be downloaded here. The clips are from the climactic fight between Cloud and Sephiroth in Final Fantasy: Advent Children. I have to admit that I haven’t watched any other part of the movie besides this battle. Maybe I should get around to actually seeing it sometime.