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Super Mario Pathfinder

Posted in Pathfinder, Role-Playing Games with tags , , , , , on May 2, 2017 by Charlie Brooks

Super Mario PathfinderI have a son who is getting interested in role-playing games. He is also extremely interested in the Mario franchise, to the point where he refers to himself as Mario. His sister gets to be Princess Peach, his mother gets to be Princess Daisy, and I’m stuck as Luigi.

Recently, I decided to fuse these two interests together, resulting in a Super Mario Brothers edition of Pathfinder.

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Mario and Luigi versus Princess Daisy and Princess Peach

Posted in In This Corner with tags , , , , on January 27, 2011 by Charlie Brooks

An all-Mario World battle.Following the Daisy versus Peach fight, Princess Daisy of Sarasaland and Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom developed certain relations that were not entirely of the diplomatic kind. Mario, angered at the fact that his two mistresses have left for each other to pursue a lesbian relationship, has recruited his brother Luigi to put the women in their place. Mario continues to be the chauvanistic bastard that he is, and Luigi is his meek sidekick. Peach and Daisy are now walking around with a huge target of their backs.

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Princess Daisy versus Princess Peach

Posted in In This Corner with tags , , , on January 26, 2011 by Charlie Brooks

Princess free-for-all!Princess Daisy has somehow worked her way into Nintendo’s Super Mario Brothers franchise, despite only being featured in a pair of games that were released for the original Game Boy and did only marginally well by Mario standards. She’s the other woman in Mario’s life, who is more of a tomboy than the usual Princess Peach/Toadstool, and hasn’t shown as much of a propensity to be captured. Princess Peach is sick of having Daisy around macking on her man all the time. She would have done something about it long ago, but she kept getting herself captured. But now the blonde bimbo of the Mushroom Kingdom has a moment’s worth of freedom, and is planning on taking her long-time rival down. We’ll see how that turns out.

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Mario is Evil

Posted in Fake Rants, Rants with tags , , , , on January 10, 2011 by Charlie Brooks

The face of evil.Mario is an evil, evil man.

The most popular character in video game history, Mario rose from humble origins as a carpenter out to defeat a psychotic ape to become a plumber, a doctor, a superhero, an athlete, and countless other celebrity roles. However, underneath the exterior of the fun-loving, fearless video game hero is a racist, a coward, and a womanizer. As can be deduced through his video games, Mario is a horrible person.

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