In This Corner
From playgrounds to Internet message boards, you hear people play hypotheticals about two people, real or fictional, duking it out. For some people, it’s just a thought exercise. For others, it’s some way to validate their self-worth – if my imaginary character can beat up your imaginary character, that somehow makes me better at life.
Whatever the reasoning or motivation behind these imaginary bouts, they’re fun to think about…especially when you add a good dose of crazy to the mix. Somewhere on the crossroads of id and absurdity, these battles reign supreme
- Judge Dredd versus Robocop
- Batman versus Midnighter
- Jack McCoy versus Phoenix Wright
- George Lucas versus Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Jean Reno versus Sherlock Holmes
- Agent 47 versus Max Payne
- Hudson Hawk versus Eddie Valiant
- Mario versus Luigi
- Indiana Jones versus Adolf Hitler
- Down with Fraggle Rock
- Alan Moore versus Zack Snyder
- Phoenix Wright versus Miles Edgeworth
- Horatio Caine versus Kit Kat
- Elminster versus Doctor Strange
- Conan the Barbarian versus the T-800
- Norman Osborn versus Lex Luthor
- Iron Man versus Samus Aran
- Frank Miller versus Alan Moore
- Sephiroth versus Jesus
- Captain America versus Minuteman
- Grover Cleveland versus Grover Cleveland
- Venom versus the T-1000
- Spider-Man versus Venom
- Superman versus the Sentry
- Hugh Hefner versus David Hasselhoff
- Conan the Barbarian versus James Bond
- Ant-Man versus Aquaman
- Phoenix Wright versus Apollo Justice
- Deadpool versus Deathstroke
- John McCain versus Barack Obama
- Jennifer Connelly versus Liv Tyler
- Drizzt Do’urden versus Hellboy
- Wonder Woman versus Samus Aran
- He-Man versus Conan the Barbarian
- Al Gore versus John Kerry
- Mr. Rogers versus Jason Voorhees
- Princess Daisy versus Princess Peach
- Superman versus Lex Luthor
- Teddy Roosevelt versus the Punisher
- The Dread Pirate Roberts versus Captain Morgan
- Michael Moore versus Bill O’Reilly
- Chuck Norris Takes On All Comers
- The Knights of the Dinner Table versus the Order of the Stick
- Agent 47 versus John McClane
- Mel Brooks versus Mel Gibson
- Chuck Norris versus Jack Bauer
- Zombie Godzilla versus Zombie Superman
- Bugs Bunny versus the Trix Rabbit
- Agent Smith versus Elrond Half-Elven
- Derek Stiles versus Phoenix Wright
- Christopher Lee versus Voldemort
- Maximus versus Robocop
- Mr. T versus the Ultimate Warrior
- The Phantom of the Opera versus V
- Pikachu versus the Punisher
- Sherlock Holmes versus Auguste Dupin
- Chuck Norris versus Terrorism
- George W. Bush versus John Kerry
- The Tin Woodman versus the T-1000
- Big O versus Optimus Prime
- Abraham Lincoln versus George Washington
- Sam Spade versus Max Payne
- V versus Batman
- The Cheat versus Krypto the Super Dog
- Franklin Roosevelt versus Christopher Walken
- The Flash versus Carrie Cole
- The Jedi Council versus the Green Lantern Corps
- Solid Snake versus Agent 47
- Bert versus Adolf Hitler
- Superman versus George W. Bush
- Indiana Jones versus Lara Croft
- Spike Spiegel versus Vash the Stampede
- Ryoko versus the Incredible Hulk
- George Bush versus George W. Bush
- Gollum versus Jar Jar Binks
- Tommy Vercetti versus Max Payne
- Spawn versus Steve Buscemi
- Munchkins versus Oompa Loompas
- Julia Roberts versus Halle Berry
- Bruce Campbell versus Adolf Hitler
- The Pen versus the Sword
- The Z Fighters versus the X-Men
- Hannibal Lecter versus the Incredible Hulk
- Superman versus Bruce Campbell
- Mario versus a Slinky
- George W. Bush versus a Pretzel
- Mr. T versus Carrot Top
- Triangle Man versus Superman
- Max Headroom versus Britney Spears
- Iron Man versus Iron Man
- Hannibal Lecter versus Sigmund Freud
- Shaft versus Mace Windu
- Vegeta versus Wolverine
- Vegeta versus Sean Connery
- Max Payne versus Solid Snake 2
- Adolf Hitler versus Doctor Evil
- Ozzy Osbourne versus Marilyn Manson
- Max Payne versus Solid Snake
- Furious George Takes on All Comers
- Michael Jackson versus Janet Jackson
- Iron Man versus Mr. Roboto
- Shaft Takes on All Comers
- Daredevil versus Christopher Walken
- Doctor Evil versus James Bond
- Doctor Evil versus Commando Cody
- Spawn versus Shirley Temple
- The Incredible Hulk versus Godzilla
- Frieza versus the Emperor
- Charlton Heston versus King Kong
- Power Rangers versus Gundam Wing
- George W. Bush versus Al Gore
- Animal versus the Tazmanian Devil
- Darph Bobo versus Darth Maul
- Sephiroth versus Darth Vader
- The Powerpuff Girls versus Charlie’s Angels
- Goku versus Superman
- Godzilla versus the Big Lizard
- Zechs Merquise versus Batman
- Tenchi Masaki versus Luke Skywalker
- The Knights of the Dinner Table versus the Fantastic Four
- The Incredible Hulk versus Darth Vader
- Morgan Blackhand versus Agent Smith
- Bert versus Ernie
- Pikachu versus Mighty Mouse
- Elminster versus Gandalf
- The Tick versus Superman
- Dr. Doom versus Dr. Evil
